Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway

Take her as she is because she shouldn’t have to change for you. Go the Hell home fuck boy

(Source: begmebabygirl, via octopustrickery)


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sol-relay:

"Drake only had half the clues, Lawrence only had half, we have both. And Marlowe has nothing.”

(Source: callofvalor, via firaja)


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necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship
jennna-louise-coleman:

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

it’s not hard unless you make it that way
i-rhymewithpurple:

"Cats aren’t loving" they say

iwishihadafather:

this is performance art

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Happy Thursday🍁🍂
as-southernaspossible:

Can we just talk about how perfect this is! 


uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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